aj is 40

thursday, july 15 to sunday, july 18, 2027

3 nights · sunriver, oregon

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  • sunriver, or
  • the deschutes
  • hot tub
  • rage cage
the crew crammed onto a deck in matching loud tropical shirts, bachelor party edition

where

a riverfront house in sunriver, right on the deschutes, about 25 minutes from downtown bend. private dock, hot tub, fire pit and room for 14.

see the house · the listing

what

  • highly competitive drinking games
  • floating the river like we have no jobs
  • breweries in bend
  • a birthday dinner where i pretend not to want a speech

what to bring

  • swimwear
  • a competitive attitude
  • an embarrassing story about aj
  • no gifts. seriously. your presence is the present, and also you owe me for the house.

the short version

about 8 years ago this crew took bend for my bachelor party. we are going back to the scene of the crime for round two, now with reading glasses. three nights in a riverfront house in sunriver. adults only. partners are welcome if there is room, just tell me when you rsvp. please reply by friday, november 20, 2026 so i can get the house sorted.

the evidence

proof we used to be able to do this.

a guy in a floral shirt riding an inflatable bull down the river, one arm in the air
exhibit a: eight seconds on the bull
two guys in river tubes, one with a beer, throwing up hand signs under storm clouds
exhibit b: hydration strategy
three friends in white t-shirts and sunglasses on the deck of a boat
exhibit c: island boyz
a smiling selfie in sunglasses and a hoodie with a golf course and bay behind
exhibit d: touching grass

the forecast

forecast unlocks closer to the trip.