he’s 40 but does he know it? ✦older, wiser, louder ✦vintage, not antique ✦aj is 40 and his knees know it ✦certified pre-owned since 1987 ✦forty and still asking “what’s the wifi?” ✦now with 40 years of uptime ✦aj 4.0: stable release ✦multi-factor authenticated: 40 factors ✦zero trust, forty years ✦patch notes: added wisdom, removed hairline ✦still on the long-term support plan ✦

he’s 40 but does he know it? ✦older, wiser, louder ✦vintage, not antique ✦aj is 40 and his knees know it ✦certified pre-owned since 1987 ✦forty and still asking “what’s the wifi?” ✦now with 40 years of uptime ✦aj 4.0: stable release ✦multi-factor authenticated: 40 factors ✦zero trust, forty years ✦patch notes: added wisdom, removed hairline ✦still on the long-term support plan ✦

house details

riverfront, on the deschutes, with enough beds that nobody has to share with the snorer. unless they lose.

see the listing

14guests

5bedrooms

11beds

3baths

the good stuff

private dock with kayaks and paddleboards
hot tub
fire pit
bbq deck
well-stocked kitchen

address and check-in

address: shared once booked

check-in details: shared once booked

cost

$5,644 for 3 nights, split by however many of us show up.

guests	per person	per night
10	$565	$188
12	$470	$157
14	$403	$134

the bunk spots will cost a bit less than real beds. your back gets a discount, not an apology.

getting there

fly into redmond (RDM): about 40 minutes away. the easy one.
fly into portland (PDX): about a 3.5 hour drive. pretty, and a great time to catch up.

why mid-july?

there is a reason, and it comes with charts.

why mid-july? see the smoke check